3.5 stars. Very cute short story about an extremely horny dentist struggling to pay off the creditors who lent him money for his dental practice. He meets Pierce, a vampire loaded with cavities. Conveniently, Pierce can sustain himself on bodily fluids during the period of time it takes for his teeth to heal.
This is filled to the brim with terribly bad, yet funny, puns while these two find ways to help each other out. Nice, quick, lighthearted read.